Travel to Phoenix, AZ
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Travel to Phoenix, AZ
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 Doc is overheard complaining that he’s starving and is in the mood for pancakes (this time, with light syrup). When asked to help load the truck, however, he cries that he’s still too full from the massive flapjacks he attempted to consume yesterday. |
 AJ’s legs were so excited about today’s ride that they walked themselves out and hopped up into the truck prior to her awakening. |
 We bid a sad adieu (except for Abel who considers staying in Wikieup cruel and unusual punishment) to Wikieup for one more year.
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 Doc, Abel, and our trusty steeds anxiously await AJ’s appearance from her luxury suite. AJ, however, can’t make her appearance because she is still searching for her legs that have walked themselves out and put themselves in the truck. |
 Bored waiting for AJ’s appearance from her luxury suite, Abel begins teaching Doc the new swing dance moves he’s learned over the last year at the Amputee Swing Dance Support Group. It’s for those amputees who need to turn their lives around *literally*. |
 Doc, complaining of AJ’s speed of snail, claims that he can ride faster with one leg off. AJ surprises Doc and calls his bluff. Let’s just say he didn’t get very far. In fact, he didn’t get off the ground.
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AJ waits patiently in the 95-degree heat for Doc who is supposed to be swiftly traversing the desert on his steed wearing only one leg. Eventually, AJ wandered off to the local tavern and made a new friend, One-Eyed Jack.
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Beginning today’s ride in the sweltering heat and headwind at 10:00am.
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Just prior to ending today’s ride in the sweltering heat and headwind at 1:00pm. I guess things DO shrink in the heat.
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Unwilling to share with Doc or Abel, AJ the persnickety princess ends the day drinking a frosty margarita from the tavern that she dumped in her water bottle and attempted to pass off as Gatorade.
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